Dear Ululation:

I've looked through your site, wondering who would spend their personal time arranging such bullshit in such a pretentious way. I went under site credits, and I found the culprits: Ward Boyte and Mason.

Who the fuck are you? Do you think you are the New Yorker? Who calls themselves 'publishers' on the web, anyway? It seems like an excuse to publish your own work since no one else will.

I am amazed at the crap I've read on this ululation. "The Ass and the Elephant" is particularly shortsighted, shallow, and poorly written. I question your ability to write or to read and judge good writing.

Please desist.

- Reality Check.

Dear Reality Check,

I want to party with you.

- J W BOYTE
   Editor, The New Yorker